GM Larson’s Nightmare Season Ends with Last-Place Finish at Hands of Long-Time Friend GM Rosner, State St. Busking Awaits

December 5, 2024 – The writing is officially on the wall: GM Larson has been confirmed as the worst player in the league and will now face the dreaded last-place punishment. In a cruel twist of fate, Larson’s punishment will be administered by none other than his long-time friend, GM Rosner, who has gleefully confirmed that Larson will have to busk on State Street until he makes $20.

This humiliating end to Larson’s season was capped off by yet another underwhelming performance in Week 13, where his team managed just 78 points. To make matters worse, Larson could have scored 145 points if he had started the right players, including Jerry Jeudy, who exploded for 40 points, and David Njoku, who added 26.2 on his bench.

The Roster That Could Have Been

Larson’s loss wasn’t just a case of bad luck—it was a painful demonstration of poor roster management. His decision to leave Jerry Jeudy and David Njoku on the bench while rolling with underperforming starters sealed his fate in what could have been a winnable matchup.

• Jerry Jeudy: 40 points on the bench, a career day with multiple touchdowns and over 230 yards receiving.

• David Njoku: 26.2 points, highlighted by 2 touchdowns.

Starting these two players alone could have propelled Larson to victory, avoiding the punishment and salvaging a shred of dignity.

“Looking back, I should’ve trusted my gut with Jeudy and Njoku,” Larson admitted. “It’s a tough pill to swallow, but I have to own it.”

A Season to Forget

Larson’s season has been defined by frustration, mismanagement, and the inability to break free from the league’s basement. Despite flashes of brilliance from players like Chuba Hubbard and Tony Pollard in earlier weeks, Larson’s team consistently fell short, and this week was no exception.

“Honestly, it’s been a rough ride,” Larson said. “But you’ve got to laugh at yourself sometimes. This punishment might sting, but I’ll get through it.”

The Punishment: Busking on State St.

Now that Larson’s last-place finish is official, all eyes turn to the punishment. Under league rules, Larson will have to busk on State Street until he makes $20. Adding to the embarrassment, GM Rosner will oversee the event, ensuring every cringeworthy moment is captured for posterity.

“I can’t wait,” Rosner said with a smirk. “Larson might not have been able to manage a winning team, but let’s see if he can manage to charm some dollars out of the crowd.”

A Hopeful Note

Though Larson’s season ends in disappointment, he remains optimistic about bouncing back next year. He’s vowed to improve his roster management skills and make smarter lineup decisions moving forward.

“This season’s over, but I’m already looking ahead to next year,” Larson said. “And hey, if nothing else, I’ll walk away with some good stories.”

For now, GM Larson’s focus shifts from fantasy football to his impromptu musical debut on State Street. Whether it’s a guitar solo, a kazoo rendition of "Wonderwall," or an embarrassing attempt at freestyle rap, Larson’s punishment promises to be as entertaining as his season was disastrous.